The Mighty Red Wings™ acquired one of the premier D-Men in the game today in Drew “Doughnuts” Doughty. The foolish Flames accepted JP Yetty’s magic beans (Brady Skjei, Dylan Strome, Matthew Strome, Mighty Red Wings™ 1st) and sent Kyle “Booker T” Okposo & prospect Kevin Stenlund along with Doughty to Motown.

Strome in the AHL, get used to it

The Mighty Wings™ have determined that all things Strome can’t skate and are somewhere between 2nd line nhlers and Sackville beer league material. The Sim Gods have spoken to our glorious leader and told him to find a huckleberry to dump Strome onto, thankfully Spike stepped up as we all know he would.

With the addition of Doughty the Wings look to reach the playoffs for the first time under current management. We also do not care for the attention being bestowed on the hapless and feeble Sharks who are playing far above their heads atm.

Glory be unto the Sim Gods in all their wisdom!
Smite all non-believers and ragamuffins!